They suddenly feel saddened, guilty, broken and worried. Lynn Loud steps up to the plate, but with the luck she's been having today, the Squirrels are looking a whole lot like roadkill. Because of this, Lincoln sneaks his way out of the kitchen, and next to the staircase. (Luna gasps) You all dont quite grasp the concept! You're all just pure wastes of life! Luan: Maybe these silly superstitions werent such a good idea. "Two outs in the bottom of the ninth, and the bases are loaded. This article should a part 2 episode in Season 5. The siblings glared at her for a moment but saw she had a point, it didn't make sense to ground her or Lily for that matter, she was a baby, anything she did wasn't entirely her fault. White hair extended ending9. Why did you kick me out of the house? "Gross and immature, if you ask me," Lola said, also glaring at her parents. But, if what this guy was saying is true, then the only reason the room would show up as vacant is if the family was checking out. Lincoln: If superstitions and their own needs are all they want, I just won't be near them. Summary: Taken from the episode 'No Such Luck'. You're scaring even me. But right now, ive had it! After one loss, she claims that Lincoln is bad luck. I'll keep it between the both of us. (The family submerge, coughing up water, covered in seaweed and muck, their sunnies, hats and sandals floating in the water and their swimsuits in tatters. He'll ruin it for them!" Rita: "Even worse than they already were!" Chester: "OK, if you know the words to this song, sing along!" [Lincoln starts song off with turntables and keyboards.] "No," Lynn Sr. and Rita responded with, not liking where this was going. Honestly, while Rita still a little sad that her dear aunt disowned her and her family, she thought it was for the best, if Ruth felt it was right to call her children monsters then that wasn't someone she wanted her family to be around. Rita: You're all just angry with each other, when we get home, we'll talk about this properly. The Loud House: No Such Luck (2 Alternate Endings) View source Ah yes, No Such Luck. You're like some mindless mob and I hate that! It centers around an Alternate Timeline involving the events of the infamous episode "No Such Luck", where the Loud family thought that Lincoln was bad luck. Honest! With how much of a hatedom Lynn Jr got after this episode, I had to have her own up to her mistakes. Well thanks [Sam then kissed Luna on the cheek. This made the officer raise an eyebrow, not fully believing them. WE MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE!!! (Both glare at each other) First you threaten me with your lousy pop stick of a baseball bat to make me come to a disgusting game thats nothing but a waste of time, than you blame me for your loss, than you help ruin my life, than youre too stupid to listen to my confession and admit that you were wrong and than at another stupid game you dont even make it up to me and you make me into some silly object! Incredible from The Incredibles on the cover. I'm supposed to be the most special Loud of all. Lucy shouted, "WE DREAD GOING TO VISIT YOU AND DREAD LOOKING AT YOUR GROSS FACE!" After spending a good 10-15 minutes unpacking and putting everything back in the respective places in their rooms, the siblings walked into the living room and saw their parents were in fact still sitting on the couch. I let my pride get the best to me! I don't want you quit something you love because of me. Post-Story Notice: Anyway. "But you know what's not fair?" "Okay," the woman says, "Surprisingly enough, it wasn't something those kids did." I can't believe they said they'd tease you for eternity. They got to Vanzilla and saw their children sitting the car, very mad and upset. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. I hate the fact that I was ever related to you monsters! Except for Lynn). She started pacing the room, or more specifically around the couch. With that, the parents just held each other for the remainder of the night, promising to do whatever it took to earn back their children's trust. YOU'RE BANNED! [Everyone headed to the living room to sleep together. Luna: I can't believe we made him feel as if we can't feel anymore or that we don't love and care for him. I hate the fact that you never take responsibility! (Cries) All my precious tiaras. "YOU HEARD HER!" Lucy: Lincoln, stop! Lucy: "He's actually doing pretty good." Lynn: [nerviously] "Yeah, decent enough. "Yeah they did," Luan responded with. Luna blushed. Just tell us and well let you skip it. Lana: You know, all of a sudden, I really hate myself! The school bell rings at Royal Woods Middle School. Lynn Sr.: He wrecked our trophy case to!? "EXCUSE ME???!!!" Rita: Honey, please. She walked into the spa and asked, in her usual ditzy tone, "Hey guys? Hearing their son shout at them like this, both mad and sad at them, broke their hearts. Once they fell asleep, they no longer had any bad dreams that night. ", Lincoln: "Well Luna, we all make mistakes. Here's another Alternate Ending. Ive put up with your insults, your immaturity, your punches, your violence, your madness, your lack of manners, your stubbornness and your attitude and after today, ive well and truly had it! I only told Leni, Luan, Lana, Lola and Lily. SQUIRRELS WIN!" They notice the huge mess of items in the yard and are horrified.). (They keep searching the house. "Wait, what are you saying?" The moment she said that, Lynn Sr. and Rita's faces became shocked with horror, their kids knew about what they did and that they got kicked out because of it. He had a glare on his face and he was tapping his foot on the ground repetitively, showing that he was serious. Lucy. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. alternateending stpatricksday theloudhouse lincolnloud theloudhousefanfiction stpatricksday2022 Requested by austin2468. Lisa: *Gasp* It's official! I've gotten complaints of loud noises, stuff breaking and a possible brawl breaking out in one hotel room. Luna, Luan, Lola and Lisa were just about ready to ram these three rude jerks with the couch in the room. Honey, we're back. Lynn Sr.: Son..we didn't mean to..we just.we were wrong to-. Lynn Loud Sr. and Rita Loud were in the spa, trying to get their minds off the trouble their kids caused yesterday. Sam: Luna, I got your letter. Rita Her Rights alt ending11. I have truly failed the term 'scientist'. "Hotel security came up to the room?!" Lincoln and Lucy were dealing with a fictional ghost. Let's go! I do it almost everyday, and it'snot that I hate going to them or don't want to support you, butsometimes, I wanted to take a break form all that, you know,unwind. NOTHING!! Ruth shouted at the top of her lungs. Lynn and Lana were accidentally destroying the hotel shower. We had no idea this family could be so gullible. Lynn Sr. and Rita were not happy to hear that, but knew that arguing with their kids would be pointless. Lincoln: Which is why Im making you all wear squirrel suits for the rest of your lives, [They all gulp. Lincoln: "Did anything bad happen, something life threatening that I would be deemed 'bad luck'? I've had an account on this website for about a year and a half now and this is the first story I'm doing for it. The Loud House No Such Luck Altern. The sound of typing on a computer was heard for a few minutes. ", Rita: "I think we heard enough. (yet another author interruption: the three obnoxious guys' characters are based on some of the staff that are/were working on the show at the time this episode first premiered, which is what the show did when they made this episode canon, I kept their first names but gave them new last names. *Later in the Duke's room, Lincoln approaches Angus* Angus: Ah Lincoln, What's seems to be on your mind? We would never force you to go if you don't want to. And with that the family walked out of the spa, the kids still angry and upset and the parents ashamed and disappointed in themselves. Lana: YOU DON'T WANT TO BE OUR BROTHER ANYMORE AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT!!!! "Lori!," Lynn Sr. yelled, "You should better then to stop suddenly in traffic!" There is the occasional food break, of course, where the reactors recount what they learned. Lana: *Gasp* All my pets are now homeless! (Lincoln, without hesitation, hugs her, with the rest of the sisters joining in for another group hug. I do not own The Loud House, it belongs to Nickelodeon Animation, created by Chris Savino. Right now." She turned to face her parents, a massive glare on her face, and Lola added, "And it's all mom and dad's fault." Ronnie Anne sees Lincoln kicked out of his home and decides to take him out of there. I wont spend the whole afternoon working up an over sweat in that stupid costume that reeks and doesnt fit me! "So," Lori started with, in an icy tone, "Let's recall what we promised you when you agreed to take us on vacation." Luna, Luan, Lola and Lisa were battling off against three obnoxious hotel guests that made all of them look like saints. So they, begrudgingly, got in the back seats. I pull off one little trick and you guys all flip out over some nonsense like a bunch of gullible buffoons! How can I help you?" "AND WE ESPECIALLY HATE HAVING TO LOOK AT THOSE BUNION INFESTED FEET OF YOURS! Lincoln: I said NO! Then, he opened it up. Why are you being arrested?! They also saw Lori in the front seat, Lynn Sr. knocked on the window. This time, it's the infamous "No Such Luck". I certainly am not! Where did you get the gall to talk to us like that!? I only own this fanfiction story, which is rated K+, so enjoy. *Lincoln approaches the front yard with a megaphone. Lynn Sr.: (tears up) I can't believe he said we're not a real family. Lana: You know, on second thought, I don't want to be at the beach. Slamming the sliding glass door shut, he turned around and glared at everyone in the room. I hate that you don't care about anyone, but yourselves! Lisa responded with in her genius talk. Once again, this shocked Rita, she thought she knew her aunt, but clearly she was wrong. ], Family: "CONGRATULATIONS! I hate that you do nothing but ruin other people's lives, including one of your own! I hate that you never listen to reason! "What's wrong with Aunt Ruth?" Im sick of everything thats happened to me! Lincoln: (with angry tears) I'm throwing this stupid, disgusting thing away! Dont threaten your little sister! Lincoln returns the hug, rubbing her back), Lynn: "No, it'sNOT okay! That answer definitely caused this man's brain to get straight to work. kamenrider. This triggered events that none of the Loud House family could have seen. All of a sudden another 6-year old wearing a princess gown snatched the walkie talkie out of Felix's hand and said, "All right lady. You took it too far! Anyway, here's my fanfiction. "Is that so?" "Her pudding is at least a hundred years old and will cause us all to go to the hospital for stomach pumping," Lisa added. (he goes to the living room window. My first story is done. (pauses for a second) "You know what, I'll decide when we get there and see what movies are playing. (Inhales, then exhales) "I. When my so-called 'family' gets home, I'm gonna have a talk with them." ), Lynn: (Screams in despair) ROASTED, BEATEN, VERBALLY THRASHED AND TOSSED INTO THE SEA BY MY ONLY BROTHER!!!! While we do so, sit on the couch and DON'T MOVE!" "AND ONCE AGAIN, I HATE YOU TOO! Lola: We are your family, we do want you, we promise! Leni: (sniffles) I miss him so bad. Lincoln and Lucy hung their heads in shame and embarrassment. (The family screams in horror. I cantake getting kicked out of family activities and being locked out of my room, but being locked out of my own home? Sell custom creations to people who love your style. BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU LITTLE DEMONS ANYWHERE NEAR MY HOUSE AGAIN!" Sell custom creations to people who love your style. No Such Luck (Alternative ending, my version) . After a minute, "Hello," the gruff sound of their Aunt Ruth was heard. Loud House Alternate Ending: Out of the Picture by . You locked me out of my room, sold all my furniture and made me into a thing!! (to the viewers) "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna have some fun with my family." Just a heads up, this ending is going to feature a lot of yelling from the siblings and behavior/actions that some of you may believe that I'm representing the siblings in a bad light. I'll never be able to play games the best way again! Look, I see sweaty footprints! Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. I messed up and maybe i did want to support some of you guys! I even threatened you to go to my game! Luna turned to him with a glare on her face and said, "Forget it, dad! They kick and punch and claw at each other for several minutes until Lincoln picks Lynn up.). Trivia. First, if they are to go on vacation by themselves, they let the kids stay at home, second, they agree to bring swimwear and wear when going for a late night swim, three, if the place they stay at is great then they go there for a family vacation in the future and four, no more visits to Aunt Ruth's. Lynn: NO! Luan brought it. Post a journal. I don't expect it to be good, I just felt like doing an alternative ending. The family sees this and gasps in shock.). "Same here." (He walks back and forth to get attention) You guys have spent the whole weekend obsessing over this ridiculous good luck/bad luck thing at my expense! "Listen to what?" I guess this proves it! Ive come to many grave-digging events and cemeteries with you! (He gathers up a sleeping bag, pillow and snacks. ", Lynn: "After how badly I treated you? ", Lola: "Don't try to fool us! They were upset and disappointed, their kids promised them they wouldn't cause any problems but they did. But right now, no! Lori: "The bigger question is, how did you get inside? We messed up too. She hoped the kids would say something, but all they got were grunts of disbelief. ", Lucy: "We don't care, we'll watch anything you want. ", Lynn: "We forgot to lock the windows! Experimental One Shot. He quickly throws the squirrel suit into a rubbish bin.). *, Lincoln: It's not fair. Kick the . "But, as usual," Lincoln added, walking towards his parents, "We didn't and as a result you got angry and grounded us." You're all insane!!! I hate that you put your own lame pride and wants above everything else! Lincoln: I don't believe it! Now, while this episode is nowhere near as bad as "Brawl in the Family" and "No Such Luck," the episode is still pretty thumbs down, especially with the ending. Said baby had an angry face and she glared at her mom and dad, "Poo poo!" They messed up and their children were furious with them because of it. I'll admit, it was stupid and wrong of me to lie to them and take advantage of it, and I probably should've just told them that I just wanted some me time, but honestly, I think this is way more than I deserve. "She's got a million cats that enjoy scratching us like crazy," Lucy said. Those honors go to Nickelodeon, Teletoon, Chris Savino, Stephen Hillenberg, John A. Davis, Louis Sachar and Gold Cartoonist (who is located on fanfiction). It really doesn't. This whole trip their parents were telling them to behave and they got grounded when they didn't, but now they're learning that they did something to cause them to be kicked out of the hotel after only one day. Youre our brother! If you dont want to wear the squirrel costume, dont wear it. I hate it that you don't have any feelings or care anymore! Directors Kyle Marshall (segment Frog Wild) Chris Savino (segment No Such Luck) Writers Chris Savino Lynn: HUH!?!?! "Uh, sweetie," her dad said, in a nervous tone, "Think you and Luna can get out of the front seats, so I can drive us home." When Vanzilla pulled into the Loud Family driveway, Lori turned to her parents and said, "We're going to take our luggage up to our rooms. They were thinking that they should've told their kids no and that they were going to stay at Aunt Ruth's for the weekend. This shocked Rita, she thought Ruth enjoyed seeing her family. But worse than that, I was being a horrible sister!" Also yes, this story takes place in season 5. "And," Lori said, as she approached her parents, "if you want to act like irresponsible teenagers. Luan then walked up to Leni and whispered into her ear. Everyone turned to the doorway and saw the Loud kids standing there, red with rage and ready to destroy. As she started getting cleaning supplies to try and restore the lobby to a sense of glory, Maddie thought to herself, 'If the kids did this to the lobby on their way to find their parents. Fool Me Twice extended ending10. Tell the community what's on your mind. My team needs that! This response shocked Lynn Sr. and Rita, Aunt Ruth was someone they could rely in case they went out of town and couldn't trust their kids to be home alone, hearing her say she doesn't want them anywhere near her home made them very worried. "That we had to learn about all of this when hotel security barged up to our room due to numerous complaints!" Note: The reason why I am doing this is because I hate No Such Luck, however I hate most of The No Such Luck fanfictions as well. (she comes down into the living room and whistles loudly) FAMILY, DOWN HERE NOW!!! I need to get out of here! The siblings were heard saying numerous phrases but they all pretty had the same topic, 'What did we do to get kicked out already?' Luna: Bro, why you so upset? The Loud House Encyclopedia is a FANDOM TV Community. Would you mind me speaking to Angus for a bit? This is also a parody fanfiction that is based on Spongebob Squarepants' episode 'Hall Monitor,' The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron's episode 'Hall Monster,' Wayside's episode 'Safety Monitor,' it is also based on a chapter from Loud House Tales that was called 'Hall Monitor,' however that is no longer up for some reason, and Lynn Loud Jr. being a hall monitor in the Loud House season 5 episode 'Schooled!' Im melting! Lynn Sr.: Come on, let's go find Lincoln! "I can't believe you," Luna yelled, "I didn't even do anything yesterday and you still decided to ground me for no reason!" He staggers inside, weak and collapsed. Lori said afterwards, knowing that everyone would've been confused by her talk. Lynn Sr. and Rita wanted to say something, but saw the glares on their kids' faces and knew that they wouldn't get anywhere arguing. Head Poet's Anxiety alt scene12. It's not me who's the problem, it's you and your stubborn nature. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. I dont want to support you psychos! "Yeah, I guess that's fair," Luna said, "we made a promise with you and we couldn't keep it." Just a head's up. Now our only brother doesn't want us anymore. ", (after a few seconds of silence, Lincoln smiles at them), Lincoln: "I forgive you." I spread one little white lie just to get more free time because i cant afford to come to so many actvities all in one go! There's no need to shout. I know remaking this episode has been done to death, so this is probably the only alternate ending I'm going to do for this episode. Lincoln: I admit, it was stupid of me to drag that lie on, but while i learn an important lesson not to be a fibber more than i needed, what do you numbnuts learn!? He helped hold us all together and outings just won't be the same without Lincoln. After she said, water came rushing out of the bathroom, ruining the carpet and drenching their footwear in water. The fact that you locked me out of my own home all because of superstitions ithurt, it really hurt it felt like a jab inmy heart." SO I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!" Hey guys, I'm sorry I was so horrible. Ruthless People extended ending13. "Aunt Ruth, please reconsider," Rita started with, before she interrupted by Ruth. "But you know what's even more lousy than that?" So consider this as a fourth fanfic of mine. Bad luck never happened before when he was there..but he said all we do is just mess things up..we really are the worst family ever Rita: We're sorry kids. I do not own Loud House, Spongebob Squarepants, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Wayside or Loud House Tales. I'm not bad luck. ", Lincoln:[to the viewers] "Maybe I can move into Lisa's fallout shelter. ", Lynn Sr.: (with a broken voice) "And we were horrible parents to you, locking you out! Things were destroyed or damaged and they saw some people getting tended to for bruises. I hate pageants! Lincoln then brought his arms back, suggesting a family hug. We were given the room." Lori responded with, yelling the last few words. If you didn't show up, I don't want to think about what would've happened." Lola added, shouting. (Meanwhile, back on the beach, the family has gathered together, feeling very ashamed and humiliated. The kids, of course, still had some demands to give their parents. All of you!" ", Lori: (with a broken voice) "What kind of monsters are we?!". I tried to make it as comical as i could. Lincoln: (to the viewers) Welp, I may be forced to stay here for quite a long time, but at least I finally got away from my so-called "family"! tears began to fall out their eyes. (pauses for a few seconds) "Do you guys notlove me anymore? Especially with the ending, so I created this story to give it a better ending. Keep on writing fics like this! Completed (Lisa turns to him) Whatever happened to Woman of Science, huh!?! The family and Bobby are there to support Lynn. Lincoln, you are now free to come back into the house.". And, as a result, everyone, including the obnoxious guys and Lucy, were terrified. Lincoln: So where did this looney belief that i was bad luck suddenly come from, huh!? NOTE: I am aware this episode has been overly bashed to death. NOTE: I apologise to those who hate NSL fics, but ive really wanted to get this off my chest. It spawned dozens of fanfics about it, and caused his whiny fanbase to go haywire on the sisters. You're not even a real family anymore and I HATE that! Luna: That was rockin'. I cant believe you all locked me outside and sold all my things! Lori finished with. "And mom should know better," Lori shouted back, glaring at her mother specifically, "Then to take us to that woman!" "As grateful as I am that I saved you from making a dangerous decision," the man said, his tone getting lighter for a moment before returning to a serious tone, "I'm afraid that doesn't do much to the amount of trouble you're all in.". Of course, it's not like the parents could them there anyway. So about the Duke, Had he ever felt like he was just a glorified peasant in his time around is ten sisters? she responded back with, in a bit of an uninterested tone. ", Lori: (smiles forgivingly) "It's alright, Lincoln. And then blew more raspberries and spit on them some more (hopefully the last author interruption but if not then I'll let you know: I know her seat is located in the first row behind the driver in canon but for this instance of going along with not wanting to look at their parents, the siblings put Lily's seat in the far back to help the other siblings not have to look at their parents, I know this is a little wrong, but please understand it shows how mad the siblings are). You try dancing in this heat! (It cuts to the beach, Lincoln is in sunglasses and a hat.). Lincoln and the parents come up.]. "WHENEVER WE VISIT YOU WE ARE MISERABLE!" ", Lincoln: "No, Lucy. Years after his death, Lincoln is given the opportunity to see how his sisters are doing. It was never fun but I'm glad it's over." 2 months had come and gone and the parents were no longer grounded. Lynn: FINE! I hate that you all are as dumb as a big fat rock! "What do you kids want?" (charges towards Lynn in a rage) AND I HATE YOU!!!! WE RUINED OUR WHOLE FAMILY!!! Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. He gives her bat a furious glare, smashes it in half and throws it out the window. NOBODY!!! Lincoln: (tearful) No! MLP - Twilight Sparkle, Applejack and Pinkie. You never let me have a say in the matter! I came to your game to support you, not just because you threatened me with your bat. Lisa: (sighs) Obviously one that needs our cerebrums and mental spirits adjusted. Lucy: This was all just a complete tragedy and not in a good way. The worst part is, they had no argument against this. Ugh!" However, that silence would not last long as the security man and the guests saw the kids' faces turned red with anger, steam started bellowing out of their ears and a devastating fire formed in their eyes, the four started trying to get out of the room quickly, as they knew something bad was going to happen. You can't ground us, we're the parents!" (He walks back and forth to get attention) You guys have spent the whole weekend obsessing over this ridiculous good luck/bad luck thing at my expense! Morag: is it now? Lynn: (sighs) Who am I kidding? You going to dress me up as a chipmunk or a donkey!? After a few moments of static, a female voice was heard on the other end, "Hello, Felix. Hope you enjoy. "Lynn," Rita said, as she rose her head to meet with his, "Be honest with me, do you think we can earn our kids' trust back?" And with that, Felix fell unconscious, thinking about what kind of damage those kids would do in their anger. I demand an explanation! Yes." What the guy said also got the officer's attention, not just because this guy just informed him of somebody who was working here without being officially employed but also how they were just given the ok to enter a room that was clearly occupied. ", Lincoln: "Because your my sister." I hate presentations! They were glad that they were still together like a loving family. We feel so ashamed! But that's only because we don't have a room anymore." Lily was seated in the back with them, she looked up at them with glares and once again said, "Poo poo!" QUIET! We feel so ashamed!" Rita: (with a broken voice) "We're so sorry Lincoln! Ive covered for you guys, ive done you all favours, ive gotten you out of trouble, ive spent time with you and this is how you all repay me!?!? I'll definitely come to your next game, Lynn. Even Ronnie Anne was there too. The heat increases. (Tugs at it), (They tug and pull while the rest of the family backs away nervously). (breaks from the hugs) *sighs* "I'm sorry for lying. The entire lobby was destroyed, couches were stomped beyond recognition, lamps and desks were thrown and broken, hotel luggage carts were somehow damaged beyond repair and some people were hurt (another author interruption sorry: not severely, mind you, but enough that they were going to feel pain tomorrow and the next few days). The minute after those words left Luna's lips, the security officer leaned his face in front of Luna's and responded with, "You can help me by letting me into your room. ", [Margo takes a swing and flings herself into the umpire and the bat hits her helmet. The siblings had their arms either crossed on their chest or on their thighs in a wing stance, but they were all glaring at their parents. Takes place in the middle of the events of the infamous episode No Such Luck. And he did not look happy. What if one of the neighbours saw Lincoln when he was sleeping outside and called the police? During that time, the parents spent time talking to each of their children and spending time with them during their activities. ", [It's revealed to be Lincoln in the runabout costume], Lincoln:[to the viewers] "My plan is simple: I watch the game in disguise, and when the Squirrels win, everyone will see I'm not bad luck. Also, just to note, not all of my stories are going to be this gritty or serious or emotional. Lincoln is running through town, sweating, panting, tearful and very thirsty. Not you or Lucy. Even though Lincoln was the one who brought this on himself. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. Lock 'n' Loud / The Whole Picture. Leni stared crying and the rest of them followed suit. The Loud siblings appeared in the lobby, completely red in the face, as angry as a bull seeing red and they looked ready to destroy everything in their path. But I'm not entirelyinnocent myself." Lucy: Come on Fangs, we've got some repaying to do for Lincoln. Rita pondered for a moment and then said, "Hey I know, why don't we make a quick stop to Aunt Ruth's and" Her idea was interrupted by Lori slamming on the brakes hard, jerking the van to stop. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Our family wouldn't be a family without-. Lucy: (shedding tears) Me too. Despite the pain his body was in, Felix grabbed his walkie talkie and said, "Maddie." "What," Felix said, "what is it?" OUR PRECIOUS TROPHIES! Lynn sat next to her and wrapped his arm around her shoulder, in an attempt to comfort her. My disgust for them is almost as strong as Edwin's lust for blood. "First of all, don't shout at me!," the woman said, in a tone that made Lola be quiet, "Second, if you give me a second, I'll sort this out some more."